Rokki the Porn Star

...love always finds a way....

(V1)
Rokki came from Bernardino, to leave his mark in little Angelinos,
Flippin' burgers in the fat, tired of wearing that paper hat,

(B1)
With a fistful of gabbers, and a rolled up dollar bill,
A very special talent to provide a special thrill,
All they could say was "ouch", when he hit that casting couch,

(C1)
Go, Rokki, go, now ain't it just a pity,
The hometown folks think you were such a jerk,
Go, Rokki, go, since you hit big in the city,
Your mama never gets to see your work.

(V2)
Lookin' good, feelin' cocky, no canyon party grooved without Rokki,
("Hey vato, I couldn't believe it - last night those chicks were all over you!")
Thinking wrong, living right, filet mignon, creme brulee' every night,
("Oops, got some on your pants...")

(B2)
He was king of the planet, in auto-pilot mode,
No you don't need brains or a heart, skipping down that yellow brick road,
And if you go soft from too much stuff, you can always blame the fluff,

(C2)
-- same --

(Br)
Now Rokki's gettin' chubby everywhere but where he should,
And it's jacking up his BP while it's jacking down his wood,
And when they do the group shots, now Rokki doesn't get the gorgeous little engenue,
WIth the hard bod and the pigtails in her hair....
They match him with the has-been from the 70's with the love handles,
And stretch marks, who needs a prescription to buy underwear...

(V2)
Rokki flipped that cable remote, crammed more chips and queso down his throat,
("So, you gonna sit there and sulk all day, or are you gonna look for a real job?")
Just about then, the telephone rang, the studio said "Come over, and bring your thang."

(B2)
It was a whole new world out there, the marketing had changed,
The clientele had gone to Hell and they wanted something strange,
They didn't need the buffed-out muscle boys, or the cute young baby faces,
They wanna see the young girls getting down with the old, bald, fat disgraces,

The average Joe wants to see himself on the cover art on the porno shelf,
Rokki with your ass so wide, won't you drive this lay tonight?

(C2)
-- same --

• Mica Roberts - backing vocals / bubble-headed ho dialogue